Greetings from PR!!! I was hping to keep everyone updated and informed via pictures and videos and commentary, however i have no method to get stills to the internet (onnactounta no card reader.. and PIX messaging doesn’t work from PR (on verizon).

So, i apoligize to my 2 faithful readers who i’m confident i’ve already told all of these stories to, for putting you through this again:

I’m wriging this after some unkown number of rum&cokes, so please bear….. ah fuck it it if you can’t take a joke.

Thing i’ve learned in PR:

“Normal” temperature water in a shower means “as itomes from the tap.” Wither heated, nor cooled, but generally TO FUCKING COLD TO SHOWER.

Some hotels have time windows in which they turn on the water heaters… and often convienientl ‘forget’

Even dropzones have a vice-principal whose job it is to say ‘No’ to EVERYHTING

DZOs aiming to please will often overrule an evil vice-dzo

Rum is good (i knew this one, but being in the “Rum Capital of the World” just makes thr point ever more stronglier)

Road-side cart at 11pm is the best food on the island.. i dont care how drunk i was.

Skinnydipping in the ocean is fun

Skinnydipping at night is more funnerer

Red lights are optional after 11pm in PR

I CAN navgiate my way out of a paper bag… even if i can’t understand the road signs

i can get on the mike and be totally cool…. at least long enough to announce KEALANI’S 100TH Jump!!! woohoo!! (it was also a great distrction to let the pie brigate sneak up on her)

I love my friends.

Beach jumps rock (last time it twas so humid that sand stuck to evertything… this time is much better)

hmm. I seem to have fallen asleep after that last one, and am no longer drunk.  So my my list must end. Anyway it’s been a blast.

Oh….. having your girl leave the tropical paridise (for a long long time) a couple of days before you really really sucks. http://terrisperber.mycyberway.com/celebrex9466.html